I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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