Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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