Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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