Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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