But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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