So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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