At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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