i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
