How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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