The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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