I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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