u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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