I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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