it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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