We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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