thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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