what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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