well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
