Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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