Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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