We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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