Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize