Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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