so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Can I color on your dick again?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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