Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Do vagina's smell?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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