Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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