They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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