Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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