Pappa wants mamma naked
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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