And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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