haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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