Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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