I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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