Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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