I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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