There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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