i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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