I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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