school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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