Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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