I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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