Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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