plz talk dirty to me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
two words...techno handjob
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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