imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
