Only a mothe r could love this liver
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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