Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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