I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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