Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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