she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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