I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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