I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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