good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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