Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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