I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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