Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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