I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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