just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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