today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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