Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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