i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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