YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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